Because I feel like insulting some people. Let's start with the main players in today's UK strike action and go from there.
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| Brendan Barber (Union Leader): Chubby communist twat who speaks like his brain has been replaced with porridge. Hobbies include insulting anyone with money. |
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| David Cameron (Prime Minister): Shiny-faced aristocratic bellend who thinks he can run a country. Particularly enjoys alienating the international world by being pretentious. |
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| George Osborne (Chancellor): Satan-spawn who scientists believe is the very personification of malevolence. Look at the evil in those eyes. |
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| Ed Milliband (Leader of Opposition): 12 year old work experience student who pretends he knows politics. Party trick is looking like a gormless prick. |
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| Ed Balls (Shadow Chancellor): Scary faced android whose job it is to ensure the opposition has a reason to disagree with every economic idea ever. Also- in case you missed it- his surname is 'Balls'. |
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| Tessa Jowell (Who knows?): Job hopping melty-faced dinosaur who stands as a steadfast supporter of hypocrisy and relationships with money laundering parasites. |
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| Lord Monckton (Professional Arrogant Dick): Invented a puzzle box and then decided the entire world needed to hear his racist, homophobic, climate-change denialist verbal diarrhoea. Ought to be quarantined for being so bug-eyed. |
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| Michelle Bachmann (American): American pseudo-Nazi wench; born angry because she wasn't Sarah Palin. Gets huge kicks out of being closed-minded and calling everyone a socialist. |
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| Galactus (The World Eater): Eh. He's not so bad. |
That'll do.
-Neophlegm
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