Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Something I thought I'd share

I got a message this evening which I thought I'd share with you, the avid reader.

For some background, a certain nameless gentleman, who we shall henceforth refer to as "Mr. F. Feckless" requested my friendship over a Certain Popular Social Networking Site®, which I promptly turned down. This was due to a number of factors, chief among which is that my greatest memory of Mr F. was of sitting through lengthy arguments with him in school during which he tried to justify his gratuitous drug habit and his ability to treat women as objects.

Anyway today I was graced with this lovely reply. My name may have been edited slightly....

I have to say Sven, you're a little bit pathetic. Not that i give a shit that you blatantly ignored my friend request, but just thought you might have grown up a little since year 11. You were a big-headed knobend then, and you obviously still are.
Grow up, and grow a pair.

This gentlemen and ladies of the jury, is a wonderful demonstration of the kind of utter gent that F. truly is.

If any psychology students, or better yet psychologists, could shed any light on this peculiarly violent turn of behaviour please let me know. I think it's called "North Korea Syndrome".

Anyone got any similar bursts of blatant self-centered, self-absorbed, utterly shameless displays of total brainlessness, do share.


1 comment:

  1. why the hell would he bloody add you as a friend if all he wanted was to be a massive dickhead?! it's for FRIENDSHIP - this website. arghhh.