Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts

Friday, 12 February 2010

A thought from Facebook

It's not often you come across a real intellectual gem in the almost infinitely stupid and ill-conceived ramblings of facebook. We all know how much ignorance and stupidity is spat onto YouTube from the vapid minds of socially retarded internet users, but let's not underestimate the ability of your average facebookee to make a total, utter idiot of themselves by spilling their often racist, biggoted, irrational ideals all over their favourite group and/or Page.

This then, offers hope that there are people out there who aspire to be more than the common ignoramus.

"""Although I'd like to hear more global warming "skeptics" more vocally (1) acknowledge that there are severe climate problems that will need to be dealt with, even if they don't believe they're manmade (2) acknowledge renewable energy technologies are desirable even if they don't believe non-renewable energies are contributing to global warming (3) acknowledge that regulating pollution is desirable for many reasons, even if they don't believe global warming is one of them and (4) actually do more than just acknowledge these things but be active in these causes."""

Truer words were never spoken. I shan't publicise the author of the above, for fear of revealing personal information. But what he says is clearly true, and even Top Gear have shown some degree of recognition of this particular way of thinking. Let us not forget, that despite Herr Klarkson's continuous denial of climate change, Top Gear has on several occasions made realistic and sensible recommendations on saving petrol, on the viability of Hydrogen fuel cells, and cars which appear to be more 'green' than they actually are (case in point, Toyota Prius... which averaged a poor 45mpg when he took it for a road test). When they reviewed the Tesla, they didn't have a problem with the car, only the recharge time.

All things considered, people should, and therefore won't, take the view above. That even the most hardened, closed minded climate sceptics should be ready to acknowledge the undeniable benefits of renewable sources, and everything else written in that lovely little quote up there.

Reality? People continue to ignore it, do nothing, exist as sheep-like, ignorant entities and will in a few years, end up swimming to work when the sea level rise reaches London.

-Neop (Is buying shares in raft making companies)

Thursday, 3 December 2009

A collection of juicy snacks from around the web

Not literal snacks, more like, neuro-snacks to help your unending quest for mental nourishment....

Here's a few little gems I've found strewn across the face of the web.

Here's a wonderful little video of some Argentinean lawyers losing it. Wouldn't it be great if all courtrooms were this exciting:



On a completely different note, this is a well renowned blog you can really lose yourself in, if you haven't heard of it, have a look:


Ps: It's also totally hilarious.

This is an nice touch from Google. If you don't understand the joke, tough :)


Continuing on a theme for my campaign against YouTube stupidity, here's a collection of fantastic comments about a certain parody video....


Judge for yourself.

There's another mound of human stupidity under this video, which I personally find hilarious. Credit to the video owner for making them look like morons ^_^


This little exchange under the comments warrants particular recognition:


help me some one there r things comming out of the ground in my back yard im scared they hurt my dog it was barking the yelped as they was near it and it was silent i cant see it anymore they aremoving around they r small they are comming closer im going to leave out the other way
WhatIAm99 (1 month ago)
Perhaps you've been smoking too much ganja, mate.
thecatinthehat111 (1 month ago)
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or not enough
3DTyrant (1 month ago)
+1
maybe abit too much weed prehaps?
doom663 (1 month ago)
+1
Ganja? maybe some crack, have you got the wrong prescription? too much xzylothol......and why are you posting it here, anyways? call the cops, if ur telling the truth.
killerberry405 (1 month ago)
0
what happened then lolz?
CTAT98 (1 month ago)
0
prairie dogs
google them